I got a game that I’ve been waiting for, for a long time. I got it on Steam, and it took forevarzzzzZzZzZZzzZzZZzZzZzZZzzZzZZz!!!! It finally finished installing, and it only took ten days to finish! That’s a new record! Usually, when I download games on Steam, it takes ten hours and one second.
I pressed ‘Play’, and it gave me a ‘Connecting to Server’ window. I waited for another ten days before it found a server. It loaded into the game, and I already had every car, every house, every achievement, every piece of furniture, and I was level 75! I shrugged it off as a glitch, and I restarted the game.
When it started up the second time, I was on the final race. Tess Wintory was right in front of me. I had to beat her to win the random race. I crashed into her, and her car started leaking hyperrealistic blood. My car was splattered with hyperrealistic blood. I thought “This is the creepiest glitch I’ve ever seen!” Yes, I thought it was a glitch.
The screen went black, and a hyperrealistic Tess showed up on the screen, and her eyes were leaking hyperrealistic blood. I thought that this is the scariest game ever! I walked out of my room, and I saw dead Tess. She killed me. Finally, my skeleton popped out.